New Year's Resolutions are often promised, rarely followed, adjustments, pivots, and goals that we cook up once a year to recognize our own shortcomings without actually doing anything about them. This is why I no longer make resolutions; they usually range from haphazard to blatantly unattainable, so what's the point?
I now realize that the only way you can cook up usable 2026 New Year's resolutions is if you start with some introspection, a true self-examination of the body, mind, and soul. Or, as I did, you could ask ChatGPT.
