
The GTA 6 leak of last year was one of mammoth proportions that teased a catalog of footage and screens from an in-development build of Rockstar's next open-world crime simulator. Ignore the GTA 6 leak, the full Rockstar reveal will be worth the wait, is what I said at the time, and, for the most part, I stand by that. It's just that the wait in question feels long.
So long, in fact, that I've momentarily given up on official info drops in the real world, and am instead seeking very unofficial answers from the spiritual plain – from a psychic reading inspired by tarot cards and clairvoyance, as I seek more details on a GTA 6 release date. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and all that.