If the idea of a Kamaru Usman title fight isn’t enough to sell you on buying the UFC 278 pay-per-view, ESPN is throwing in an extra sweetener. For one glorious night, you can mute Joe Rogan at cageside and opt for alternative commentary instead.
The kind of alternative commentary you might hear on, say, a party bus. Or a party cruise. Any kind of party that might be crashed by a golden retriever transformed into a 6-foot-6 future Hall of Fame tight end by a hammered warlock.
