The words Boris Johnson and sex party are probably among the most horrifying to appear in a sentence together. But fear not — there’s no need to start concocting pun ideas for a new BoJo scandal à la Matt Hancock just yet.
No. Sadly, it’s actually way less exciting. Johnson’s government has decided to make us all shareholders in the sex party company Killing Kittens, thanks to a Government scheme set up to support start-ups struggling in the pandemic (to be fair, one would imagine that the sex party industry probably did take a bit of a hit).
