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Hey Cockroaches, while you were protesting, Godi-Jeevis were eating Melody ? TV Newsance 343

Melody TV Newsance Giorgia Meloni Narendra Modi

This week, Indian TV discovered its biggest diplomatic breakthrough: a packet of Melody.

While the Cockroach Janata Party was uniting millions of young Indians over unemployment, paper leak, a media that has no spine — our Noida TV news anchors were busy celebrating a toffee. Some even brought Melody packets to the studio. No, really. As Prime Minister Narendra Modi gifted Giorgia Meloni the famous toffee, anchors treated it like a masterclass in foreign policy. Melody, Meloni, diplomacy, hashtags, record-breaking views — studio-jeevis went gaga.

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