Being in a touring band is weird. For weeks on end, you and four of your mates are crammed into a bus where you all eat, sleep and piss. Shenanigans and batshit stories are bound to be born from such a scenario.
Few tour stories are as unhinged as the one of Lamb Of God and guitarist Willie Adler’s soiled jeans, however. The tale goes thusly: during the early days of the Virginia groove metal heavyweights, a drunken Adler gets up in the middle of the night and pees on vocalist Randy Blythe. A fight ensues, which bassist John Campbell and co-guitarist Mark Morton join in on, until Blythe throws Adler down, the guitarist passes out and tempers calm. Once Adler wakes up, it becomes apparent that he’s… voided himself in his jeans, and he reacts by legging it into nearby woodland to dispose of the soiled garments.
