

PEDESTRIAN.TV has teamed up Smirnoff to help me have a rando evening!
You weirdos did it. I decided to put the fate of my night in your hands, and you really knocked it out of the park. If you’re reading this and don’t know WTF I’m talking about, a while back, PEDESTRIAN.TV’s loyal fans voted for how I should spend a night out. It was like a little test run of the Smirnoff activity-generator we’ve whipped up, and let me tell you, the results were both weird and wonderful.
The first option of the night was between heading to drag bingo, or singing a comically long song at karaoke. Melbourne’s a big fan of drag bingo, so all of the spots were sold out. But I can’t let you guys down, so I decided to jump into the losing option: singing a comically long song at karaoke.
I went to a local spot, and the anxiety of school-aged me came flooding back. The first long song that popped into my head was Don Mclean’s ‘American Pie’, coming in at 8:36, so this is the song I’d be singing to the karaoke room. I actually managed to get through it unscathed, but it really kicked off my night in an odd way.