Who gave me the right to do a Logies fashion wrap up? Me, the girl who wears the same black on black activewear combo day in day out, folded into my work chair like a Bionicle or a small prawn? Me, who just last week considered purchasing an Oodie, with the actual intention of wearing it?
melbourne winter on the brink of making me an oodie person
In this perpetually unknowable universe I somehow have found myself in the position of Logies 2022 fashion reviewer for PEDESTRIAN.TV. Friends, I will lean into this role with gusto and fervour, for in life we must embrace the mysterious and stare into the face of chaos with bravery in our hearts and perhaps a small festive bow upon our heads.
Let me guide you through the best looks of this year’s Logies red carpet, exclusively according to my own personal taste and with no objective style expertise whatsoever.
Screaming, crying, throwing up, banging my head on the concrete. Miss Universe Australia has completely knocked it out of the park with this one. Kinda reminds me of from the 2019 Met Gala. No notes!
In the immortal words of , would you rather never slay again, or slay so hard every day that slay loses all meaning? chose the latter with this Logies outfit. I adore this look. Perfect, no changes, 10 out of 10.
I know is probably about to win a Gold Logie but TBH with you babes I’m focused on Zoe. The colour! The hair! The gloves! My eyeballs are bouncing in and out of my skull like Bugs Bunny right now. Aawoogah!
I personally love a dramatic look, and this one has Drama with a captial D. Very minimal and chic.
Australia’s boyfriend looks hot tonight. Good for him!
I’m a big more-is-more kinda gal, so this one is right up my alley. If you’re gonna walk the Logies red carpet, why not walk it, y’know what I mean? seems to be a woman after my own heart.
Just when I plopped my eyeballs back into their sockets has them going bonkers again. Plus she has the iconic helping her display her look. How can one woman live so many dreams?
comes to slay once again. This dress kind of makes her look like a Gold Logie, which I appreciate – dress to manifest!
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