In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: Idiot sockpuppet lawyers and a bailiff with the power to turn people into chickens. These are their stories.
The stage has been set, on trial is Mr Bean, a known funny guy, an unknown perpetrator of financial fraud. There's the best of the best on both sides: a sockpuppet cowboy as a prosecutor and Count Dracula's left sock for a defence attorney. And I'm sat on the sidelines getting to watch these two legends duke it out and write it all down.
