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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barry Glendenning

Get ready for chaos in Europe and plotlines more baffling than Inception

Ally McCoist
Good luck making sense of it, Ally. Composite: Shutterstock

THE DREAM IS REAL

Currently adorned by a giant pin map of Europe boasting photos of pensive middle-aged men in gilets, a dizzying array of multi-coloured Post-it notes and thumb tacks connected by what looks like a drunken spider’s web of criss-crossed red string, the wall of Football Daily’s office currently resembles an incident-room crime board from an episode of Vera. With 18 different Bigger Cup matches due to kick off in different locations around the continent at the same time on Wednesday, we’re not about to go into the evening half-c0cked as the new all-singing, all-dancing 36-team group format reaches what promises to be a denouement so dramatic you could cover it in theatrical greasepaint and stage it on Broadway.

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