31 October. Halloween. Dominic Cummings has decided to come dressed for his appearance before the Covid inquiry as … Dominic Cummings. Of course he had. He’s a one-man horror show. A man who has arguably done even more damage to the country than his former useful idiot, Boris Johnson.
In his creased shirt and creased jacket, Dom was living his best life. The one where he got to show that he didn’t give a shit about anything or anyone. Dom has never met anyone to whom he hasn’t instinctively wanted to be rude. It took all his control not to foul-mouth the lead counsel, Hugo Keith. The inquiry room frequently crackled with passive aggression.
