From the Killers to Kiss: grand final entertainment will forever be hit and miss

Andrew Dillon with KISS members. ‘The AFL could make it a matter of course to feature Australians at the grand final, instead of digging down the back of America’s couch.’ Photograph: Dylan Burns/AFL Photos/Getty Images

As it turns out, Ben Henry got it bang on. A couple of years back the comedian posted a skit on TikTok: a phone call between the AFL boss, Gillon McLachlan, and Mark Seymour of Hunters and Collectors. The subject? Grand final entertainment.

“Gill McLachlan? You son of a bitch, I told you not to call here any more.”