Among the terrible revelations in a Daily Mail report earlier this week about the demise of the relationship between actors Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis in 2020 was that Wilde allegedly made a bowl of salad with her “special” dressing to bring to her new boyfriend Harry Styles and Sudeikis was so distraught, he lay down in front of her car so she couldn’t leave the house.
There are other, more disturbing details in the story about Wilde and Sudeikis’s domestic affairs (and for the record, both Wilde and Sudeikis claim the Daily Mail account, which was based on an interview with the former nanny, contains “false and scurrilous” information) but what the Internet really wanted to know was, what made that dressing so special that Sudeikis couldn’t bear to see it shared? Was it possible that it had some sort of magical properties that keep the greens from wilting for however long it would take to drive to Harry’s house?
