Look, we wanted to cover something other than British politics today. We hoped to spread our wings, and escape from the Westminster bubble. But you can’t get away from Partygate.
Or maybe, if you’re the prime minister… you can, actually? That’s one reading of the news yesterday, as the Metropolitan police announced they had concluded their investigation into gatherings at Downing Street, and neither Boris Johnson or his wife, Carrie, will be facing any more fines.