The Jets’ win over the Giants on Sunday afternoon was just about as ugly a game as you’ll ever see, and one former Jets player made sure the world knew it. After the win, ex-offensive tackle Willie Colon and his fellow analysts on SNY’s Jets Post Game Live were utterly disgusted in what they just witnessed.
“I have five-stage diarrhea,” Colon said. “It’s not because of the Chinese food. It’s because my stomach simply can’t hold it anymore.”
The game, in which the Jets won 13–10 in overtime, featured a total of just 445 yards of offense between both teams. The Giants were 2-for-19 on third down, while the Jets were 2-for-15 in that regard. The Giants had a total of minus-9 passing yards. Yes, minus-9.
