How DARE these nurses be so ungrateful and go on strike? We went out on all those Thursdays and clapped for them. Now, if we ask for a TINY bit in return – such as cleaning up our poo and sick and delivering our babies…
Such as putting suppositories up our backside and asking how many fingers we can see when we’ve keeled over onto a pavement after drinking 35 tequilas at a Christmas party…
Such as removing our genitals from a hair dryer without asking how they got there, and calming down a student whose swallowed a mug of mushrooms and is convinced he’s being chased by Bugs Bunny… they then complain they want to be paid as well.
