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Forget Nicolas Jover and set-piece coaches, bring on the directors of vibes

Nicolas Jover Arsenal Spurs Bournemouth

Dominic Solanke of Tottenham Hotspur applauds the fans after their defeat at Bournemouth — Dominic Solanke and his Spurs teammates look like they are crying out for director of vibes after losing at Bournemouth. Photograph: Kieran McManus/Tottenham Hotspur FC/Shutterstock

It’s 25 October 2012. Those of you who follow the Austrian regional leagues won’t need reminding. SC Weiz versus Fürstenfeld in the Landesliga Steiermark. I won’t insult anyone by explaining which tier of Austrian football we are talking about.

Weiz have a free-kick 25 yards from goal. Kevin Steiner stands over the ball. There are six players in the defensive wall. There’s no draught excluder; this is 2012 – there were no draughts that required excluding.

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