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The Guardian - AU
The Guardian - AU
Lifestyle
Patrick Marlborough

For most families, New Year’s Eve is a time to come together. For mine, it’s time for a water-bomb war

New Year Fremantle
A young boy holds a water balloon in front of his face with an esky of others in front of him
‘Sheas aged two to 90 have been decking each other with a number of water bombs best described as “environmentally catastrophic”’ Photograph: Supplied by Patrick Marlborough

For most people, New Year’s Eve is a time for regeneration, renewal and regret. For my family, it is a time for revenge, retribution and smashing your little cousin in the testicles with a water bomb so hard that you set back the onset of puberty by another calendar year.

Please, permit me to explain.

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