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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Jamie Fahey

For everyone’s sake, let’s hope Everton takeover deal is more than a distraction

Everton Farhad Moshiri Dan Friedkin Goodison Alisher Usmanov Carlo Ancelotti EFC Sean Dyche United States Football
Fans outside Everton's ground for a pre-season match against Roma this year
Until it’s finally over the line, the sale of Everton can be nothing other than a bitterly cruel deflection for supporters. Photograph: David Blunsden/Action Plus/Shutterstock

It’s not joy. It’s Everton. Joy has not got a look-in since Carlo Ancelotti gave up his £12m-a-year Goodison gig for the soothing tranquillity of the Bernabéu. It’s not relief either. Because, just like the Premier League offering a valid explanation for its brazen points-deduction shenanigans last season, it simply hasn’t happened yet. This latest takeover twist feels more like a distraction.

Forgive me for not yet lobbying Liverpool city council to allow Dan Friedkin to build a landing strip in Stanley Park for his vintage military aircraft in honour of the US tycoon handing Alisher Usmanov’s bezzy mate, Farhad Moshiri, a fleet of Toyota Tundras stuffed with US dollars to finally walk away from the club he so nearly broke.

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