These glamorous women are the Toon's real life footballer's wives.
Forget Chardonnay and Amber from the TV series, these women are the real deal.
And as the Magpies' stars slogged it out on the training ground, their better-halves stepped out in style at an exclusive charity fashion show.
Kitted out head-to-toe in designer labels, they were united off the pitch for the a bash in aid of the Rainbow Trust Children's Charity at Louis' Restaurant in Jesmond.
The glamorous guest-list included Lainya Shearer, the wife of United skipper Alan.
Lainya was joined by Justine Elliott, 32, wife of defender Robbie and Claire Bellamy, 25, married to exiled Welsh striker Craig. Carol McDermott, wife of coach Terry, was also there.
Mum-of-three Lainya, 34, said: "As ever, I'll be looking forward to a bit of shopping today.
"I like to support anything that's for a good cause. And I don't think the husbands can complain about the credit card bill when it's all for charity.
"And I don't think the image of footballers' wives is accurate at all. Out of all the people I know, we're just normal people. We go shopping in Tesco just like everyone else."
The ladies' first tough decision was to pick out their preferred cocktail.
They were faced with a choice between the `Bling Bling', a blend of strawberries and champagne, and the `Sparkling Cosmo', a mix of Cointreau, Vodka, Cranberry Juice and Champagne.
First to arrive was mum-of-three, Justine, who found herself opening the door for guests as she waited for her pals to turn up.
Then came Claire. And while her husband, Craig, may have had his differences with the rest of the squad on the pitch, the wives showed they were more than united off it.
Claire said: "We all get on really well as friends and it's nice for us to come to things like this together."
As the ladies sat down to dinner, models paraded in front of them sporting the latest fashions from Jesmond-based label Eden.
The menu for the day was a choice between honey roast duck breast, fillet of sea bream and braised chicory tart.
Organiser of the event, staged with a theme of hit TV-show Sex and the City, was Dawn Arceri.
She said: "The girls all love a do like this. They love to do things for charity and love to do things together, especially if it involves food, champagne and shopping.
"And of course, the Rainbow Trust is a fantastic cause to support."