Well hello there, just-relegated clubs. Yes, this a very tricky time for you isn’t it? OK, so while you’re getting rid of all those people on minimum wage who’ve worked for the club since they were four, we’ll just be over here signing some of those players you won’t need down in the Championship.
It’s bone-picking season, ladies and gents. And while Leeds and Leicester are doubtless still trying to work out quite what happened last weekend, Southampton have had a little longer to accept their lot and start dusting off maps charting the route to Preston. They’ve also had time to look around the squad and realise: “Yeah, he’s not staying.”
