Here we are: the end. Is there any point continuing with the actual matches once the transfer window shuts? The deals are more interesting than goals to many. We are set for a day of talk about players being spotted at service stations and reviewing flight paths of private jets from central Europe. In the meantime, we have some hot gossip to get through.
What a day like this really needs is a leftfield move and N’Golo Kanté joining Liverpool from Chelsea would certainly be that, but it seems a touch pie in the sky. It is equally as preposterous as a mid-90s detective series about a policeman who is also a chef, but they made that work.
