Happy morning tea, congratulations on making it halfway through the working week for those who’ve just returned from holidays, and welcome to Five Great Reads, a summertime seance of saucy stories and gorgeous writing, channelled by me, Alyx Gorman, Guardian Australia’s lifestyle editor.
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