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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Will Magee

Finding a reason why every Euro 2024 team will probably fail in Germany

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Kai Havertz, Mateo Retegui, Cristiano Ronaldo, Joselu.
Moody (clockwise from top left) Euro vibes from Kai Havertz, Mateo Retegui, Cristiano Ronaldo and Joselu. Composite: Uefa/Getty Images

AND NOW FOR THE PESSIMISM

It’s one of life’s many disappointments: your team is almost certainly not going to win the Euros. Only 11 sides have won the tournament going back to its inaugural outing in 1960, and three of those – the Soviet Union, West Germany and Czechoslovakia – no longer exist, having crashed out at the knockout stage of geopolitics in the meantime.

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