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The Guardian - UK
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Barry Glendenning

Fear and loathing in Kuala Lumpur: Manchester United’s tour is going well

Manchester United Amad Diallo Cole Palmer KUALA LUMPUR Football Daily Football Alejandro Garnacho Bruno Fernandes Cristiano Ronaldo Gianfranco Zola
Manchester United fans.
Ah. Photograph: Fazry Ismail/EPA

MALAISE? YEAH

While Manchester United ended the season trophyless and 15th in the Premier League, they did at least get to join their comparatively triumphant Liverpool, Crystal Palace, Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle counterparts in having an open-top bus parade. Currently serving club-enforced penance for their shambles of a season on a money-spinning post-season tour of Asia, the players – well, four of them at least – were forced to endure the indignity of being paraded through the streets of Kuala Lumpur on a heavily branded giant red doubledecker with ‘Glory, Glory, Man United’ blaring through its speakers, presumably to try to drum up interest in upwards of 12,000 unsold tickets for their Maybank Challenge Cup match against a scratch Asean All Stars side, scheduled to take place the following day.

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