Everyone’s favourite new reality TV show FBOY Island Australia has gone and said what everyone was already thinking: Coogee Pavilion is where you should go to discover a living, breathing wanker.
Yes, Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs might make us feel fugly and poor, but it also helps us detect fuckboys thanks to the ungodly amount of borderline-humans dominating the esplanades.
While I sadly must admit I have been to Coogee Pav and may even go again in future, I am not basing this assumption of fuckboy central on my own experiences alone — and let me tell you, my personal recollections absolutely put proof in that pudding — but no, it seems this experience is as universal as a Sydney outing can possibly be.
On the most recent episode of FBOY Island Australia, one contestant named Joshy raised red flags when several photos of him at the Coogee Pav were found on his Instagram.
