FARK NO: A Qld Woman Found A Deadly Spider In Grapes She Bought From Woolies

A Queensland woman has lived my worst nightmare and found probably one of the most terrifying spiders in Australia nestled in a nook between her Woolworths grapes. No fucking thanks. The woman took to Woolies’ Facebook to share her horrifying find with the type of urgency I expect I’d have if seeing the spider didn’t send me into cardiac arrest and kill me. “WARNING: I just bought a punnet of black seedless grapes from the Redbank Plains (Mountainview) store and found a live redback spider in them,” she wrote alongside a truly blood-curdling picture of its phat ass. “Tried to call the store multiple times and no one answered. (I don’t live nearby so I can’t just pop in).”

The round butt… the spindly legs… I am nauseous. (Source: Lani Neil / Facebook)

though probably won’tnews.com.auat least it’s not a mouse foetus

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