
Time to Log Off is a weekly series documenting the many ways our political figures show their whole asses online.
I don't feel too bad for Mike Lindell, the martial law-endorsing, sedition-boosting former addict who now lives in unimaginable luxury thanks to his multi-million dollar empire of special sacks of soft fabric. Still, despite the heaping helping of schadenfreude I felt watching his much-hyped "Cyber Symposium" crash and burn, I can't help feel a pang of ... whatever German word means the opposite of schadenfreude after seeing him spiral wildly out of control (even for him) over the past few days.