It's not a braid. And it's not a ponytail. It's not really that much of a bun, either, if we're being technical about it. But it's practical on the pitch, and it looks much more at home on him than on Summer House star Amanda Batula, whom viewers roasted for wearing a "f--k a-- bun" to the explosive reunion for the show's most recent season.
What am I talking about, you ask? Why, Erling Haaland's signature man bun, of course.