Programmes were published for Manchester United's humdrum friendly with Cadiz, an occasion so low-key an unattended box of programmes was still full as supporters strolled off the Plaza de Madrid.
They were a collector's item for those who grabbed a souvenir as Aaron Wan-Bissaka started. On the evidence of his half and the accomplished half of his replacement, the Catalan Marc Jurado, it may be Wan-Bissaka's only start under Erik ten Hag.
One of the benefits of United appointing Ten Hag is he is critical in victory, so you can imagine how he is in defeat.
