Time to draw a veil over this non-event. Thanks for your company and correspondence on everything from the meteorology of Manchester to betting on Travis Head’s sixes. It’s been about as much fun as it could have been.
Do join us on Thursday for the first of five ODIs between England and Australia. It starts at 12.30pm BST at Trent Bridge, so the OBO will be in action from 11.30am. And Harry Brook will be making his debut as England captain (see 14:25 below). Hope your evening goes better than the afternoon, and I’m going to leave you with a sentiment we can all share.
All the best Sir, all the best @TimdeLisle https://t.co/MvAGdBClYn
— Gary Naylor 85 (@garynaylor85) September 15, 2024
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From Bath, where it’s sunny apparently, comes this unexpected take from Patrick Tyson-Cain. “When Hitchcock’s incomparable gem The Lady Vanishes gets plonkingly remade (inevitably, just as something as unnecessary as The Hundred was always going to happen – well, for a few years),” he wonders, “what crucial match at Old Trafford will the new Charters and Caldicott be single-mindedly braving Balkan bullets and sinister fascists to reach (or at least discover the result of)?
“Could it perhaps be the decider – just like today’s – in a 3-match T20 series? Possibly as terminally rain-sodden as the Test in the original TLV? Depends on the other interests of the company that owns the relevant studio, I suppose.
“Of course, there’d be no need to stick to cricket, I suppose. Could be the European paddle-boarding cup, or a Royal grouse-shooting contest, or a combination of the two.
“Anyway, thanks for everything, Tim & Graun.”