Sometimes, when trying to save a relationship, your other half can do something particularly horrible that, rather than upsetting you, provides you with peace. Proves that this isn’t working. That you’re not right for each other. And that you should find someone new.
England came home drunk one too many times today. The showing across day three of the final Ashes Test was a perfectly curated charcuterie board of the choicest cuts of nonsense from the last three-and-a-half years. It was quite cute when you asked Will Jacks to bowl spin in Rawalpindi in 2022, but in Sydney in 2026, it made me want to cry.
