If you thought Elon Musk only pickles his brain in “anti-woke” discourse on social media, think again. Our favorite billionaire free speech absolutist has decided his next project is fueling imperial takeovers by Marco Rubio.
Elon Musk seems to have a lot of free time for a man supposedly running five companies. In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Musk took a break from his usual schedule of posting unfunny memes. Instead, he endorsed Marco Rubio to become the President of Venezuela, Governor of Cuba, and bizarrely, the Shah of Iran. It’s a bold vision. But only if bold means a total fever dream of imperialism dressed up in a mid-tier X post.
