It’s that time again during the 2025 TV schedule when we address that age-old curiosity: just how often do celebrities masturbate, and is it directly comparable to the size of their hands? Actually wait, no, that's not something we ever talk about during any particular TV schedule, but the Internet provides nonetheless. After Walking Dead: Dead City star Jeffrey Dean Morgan learned he was the subject of a viral video hypothesizing his self-pleasuring habits, he shared a good-natured response.
Since there’s no truly proper way to introduce such a video about this subject, just give it a watch. But probably not around any impressionable children or at work or during a funeral or anything.
