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So how small are Bons going to be then? Well Maxibon have reassured its loyal customers that it’ll only be “just a touch” — but what the fuck does that even mean?
A touch could be half a centimetre or it could be as small as a mini Magnum. It’s all a bit grim, isn’t it?
“It’s not news you’ll want to cop, but we had to let you know first. Tough times mean tough changes. And because of that, we’ve had to make the call to downsize our Maxibon a touch,” Maxibon revealed in a social media post
“So, from this month, you’ll notice the changes, but our Maxibons will have the same taste you know and love,”
“We’re sure there’s a few thoughts going through your head, so we thought we’d beat you to it.”
When COVID came and gave us a real pounding, we all accepted that life would never be the same. But ruining the beloved Maxibon?? That’s a step too far.
Inflation is running rampant through the country and it’s only going to get worse. , a Coles customer went to buy a pack of seductive Coco Pops, only to find it costs nearly $10 buckaroos. FUCKK ME.
*whispers* inflation, inflation, come here you cheeky bastard *summons it closer with my gangly finger*
*beckons inflation to lean in closer*
*starts violently beating the shit out of inflation*
~inflation is dead~
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