No one is expecting much from ICE agents at this point. It’s more than apparent they’re the lowest of the low, reveling in inflicting pain, terror, and being ready to blow out an innocent person’s brain at the slightest provocation.
But even we might have expected that they could at least keep their pants on. In a depressing (and telling) video taken outside a hotel housing ICE agents, one of them decides the best way to respond to an angry crowd gathering outside is to pull his pants down and rub his naked genitals and butt against the window. Video here, if for some reason you want to witness this with your own eyes.
What a wonderful advertisement for the SpringHill suites by Marriott, and a wonderful endorsement of the Marriott hotel chain as a whole…
As per reports, this Marriott hotel has effectively been taken over by ICE, who have invited friends over for drunken, noisy parties. These are taking place because at this point it’s unwise for them to leave the confines of their hotel, such is the level of fury and resentment they’ve generated in ordinary Minnesotans.
America’s finest
Reactions have been pretty much you’d expect:
Lol. Funny! But that shows he's pretty stupid because he showed his face and will be identified for his lewd act at the hotel,
— E-Diplomacy✦government|politics (@ShirlAAdams) January 27, 2026Those who witnessed it said they reported him to the police; so let's see what happens.
It should be underlined that it’s clear the ICE doesn’t feel even a morsel of shame about what they’ve done in Minneapolis. Two innocent people are dead, at least two people have been blinded by “less than lethal” ammunition, and thousands of ordinary civilians have been subjected to Gestapo-like “papers please” demands that trample the Constitution into the mud.
If there’s a silver lining, it’s that these bozos are making the Trump administration, and by extension Donald Trump himself, look bad. We know Trump doesn’t really care if a protester gets their eyeball exploded by a rubber bullet, but he does care that each evening the nightly news is dominated by moronic thugs in threatening armor tear-gassing regular Americans.
To put it simply, it’s bad optics, and Trump’s cratering approval ratings show that it’s harming him directly. There are glimmers of hope that ICE is going into swift retreat, but the question remains of what exactly we’re going to do with these hateful idiots, and when and how they should face consequences.
