A dad-of-six was caught at his local KFC with a Samurai Sword and two knives after attempting to buy his kids some fast food.
Martin Williams had downed six pints of Stella lager when he was phoned and told his children were eating at the fried chicken outlet close to his home.
However, the 39-year-old quickly became embroiled in a heated argument with another group on arrival. Eye witnesses later told a court that they saw Williams had a sword down his trousers which fell to the ground in the KFC.