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DIYers left in hysterics over 'rude' names for paint colours being sold in B&Q

A B&Q customer has shared how he was left surprised by the names of paint being sold in B&Q.

Mike Rampton headed down to his local branch of the DIY store in Cambridge on March 5 to get some paint for his daughter's bedroom.

He was browsing the range by Valspar, when he noticed some of the names of colours seemed to be rather 'rude innuendos' for anuses.

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