Donald Trump is having an absolutely fantastic day. Thomas Massie’s primary defeat means he’s vanquished one of his most annoying opponents, his beloved ballroom is getting larger each time he looks at it, and the Department of Justice has just issued a statement barring him and his family from being pursued for tax matters.
Time to break out a Diet Coke, order in a McDonald’s, and maybe squeeze in a celebratory screening of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Bloodsport.
