"Shhh! Be vewy quiet. We're hunting mowels!"
Elmer Fudd is right. Morel season is almost here. That means probably more people than you think will soon be donning their camouflage gear and heading out into the woods to hunt the elusive mushroom.
I'm not kidding about the camo gear, by the way. Morel hunters can choose between at least two different caps that feature both forest camouflage and an image of a morel on it. One of the caps features a stylized American flag on the bill, and the other features the morel and a length of barbed wire.