A Tesco shopper and his wife were "rolling around laughing" after finding a phallic parsnip.
Matthew Whitaker, 44, was stunned to pull out the parsnip from the 19p bag of vegetables, which prompted a laughing fit from his wife Amy, 34.
It is the second time Matthew has found rude veg - two years ago he pulled out a carrot that looked like a tiny penis in between two legs.