A Tesco customer and his wife were left "rolling around laughing" after discovering an x-rated vegetable in their shopping.
Matthew Whitaker, 44, was in disbelief when he found the phallic-looking parsnip from the 19p bag of vegetables, leaving his wife Amy, 34, in fits of laughter.
It is the second time the dad-of-two has came across a rude veg after pulling out a carrot that looked like it had a tiny penis two years ago, the Liverpool Echo reports.