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Crypto bros trade Lambo dreams for McDonald’s memes in latest bear market sign

McDonald Crypto Bitcoin US Federal Reserve

the outside of a mcdonald's restaurant (Credit: Anna Barclay/Getty Images)

Crypto traders have long been fixated on how much Bitcoin it will take them to buy a Lamborghini. But after a woeful November for Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies, an old joke has popped back up online: crypto bros lining up for jobs at McDonald’s.

Even McDonald’s isn’t hiring crypto bros pic.twitter.com/Uz5SbqShay
— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) November 17, 2025

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