Cristiano Ronaldo has received his first transfer offer since his Manchester United exit was confirmed on Tuesday night - from a mischievous non-league team who are willing to pay the Portuguese superstar a 'club record' £35-a-week.
Ronaldo's sudden departure from Old Trafford was confirmed in a short statement from the club less than a week after the full airing of his explosive, unsanctioned interview with Piers Morgan. During the 90 minute chat, Ronaldo took aim at Erik ten Hag and the Glazer family, making his position at the club virtually untenable.
The 37-year-old has now left United, via mutual consent, with "immediate effect" - meaning the striker is now free to join another club whenever he wishes.