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Daniel Keane

Count Binface unveils manifesto for London Mayoral election including Thames Water pledge

Binface Thames Water London Thames Sadiq Khan X Jonathan Harvey Susan Hall

Count Binface has unveiled his manifesto for the London Mayoral election, including a pledge to force Thames Water bosses to "take a dip in the Thames" to "see how they like it".

The satirical political candidate announced 24 policies ahead of the vote on May 2 in a post on X on Monday.

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