Good morning and welcome to the Week 7 Power Rankings. Jim Nantz punched a football as hard as he possibly could and looked really mad at J.J. Watt after it appeared he broke his wrist. Troy Aikman and Joe Buck are apparently fighting but not really hashing it out and existing like the perfect couple not discussing their marriage counseling. No announcer seems signed through next season and football on your screens will never be the same as you know it. Four people in the last week have had to come out and apologize for saying players are faking injuries. The Washington Commanders never know what down it is.
Professional football is the weirdest reality show on the planet. Let’s talk about it while we rank power: