The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has been taken out of storage, shaking off its dusty feathers to jam some of the world’s hottest women into its cheapest looking thongs. Gigi and Bella Hadid, Kate Moss and daughter Lila all somehow contractually obliged to don ill-fitting synthetic lingerie and parade down a catwalk to canned crowd noises.
If the format feels dated, that’s because it is. Little has changed since the Angels were mothballed in 2019 while the company scrambled to do damage control.
