College football is consistently one of the United States’s wackiest sports every year. It’s filled with live animals running onto the field, cross-state rivalries that date back generations and some of the most unexplainable viral moments each and every season.
That’s why it seems only fitting to hand out preseason superlatives, high school yearbook style, to a handful of deserving winners before the 2026 campaign gets underway. From most likely to succeed to the most likely to become a meme and much more.
