We know Cincinnati is excited about the Bengals being in the Super Bowl, but this is a bridge too far. Part-chili, part-martini (allegedly), this monstrosity is being served at the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport.
I’m honestly terrified by this entire situation. According to the tweet from the official CVG Airport account, the “Cincy-tini” is made up of Hudepohl beer and Gold Star Chili. Typing those words in succession gave me anxiety about the consistency of this beverage, but it’s certainly not what I’d be looking for before I boarded any sort of pressurized, enclosed space. Don’t worry, it also comes with shredded cheese and some oyster crackers.
