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The New Daily
John Elder

Children really are the best form of contraception, new study says

New research says it's not a lack of sleep that affects the sex life of new parents, but the number of night visits to the crib.

The shocking truth that dare not speak its name has now been confirmed by science: Having children kills your sex life, especially when they’re babies.

Oh well, sure. All that nerve-shattering howling and mewling and little choking sounds of misery are bound to encourage one to keep your pyjamas on, right?

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